FML.

Dealing with applying for colleges is the most horrible thing I’ve ever had to go through. First of all, I’m going to slaughter everyone at the U of M. Second of all, fuck community colleges. Third of all, I say screw having a good future. I’m going to go on the road, be a traveling musician/hooker just until I convince John Ohhh that I’m his soul mate and he takes me as his wife.

I think it’s a good plan.

Also, EFF FAFSA APPLICATIONS I KILL YOU NAO.